Sitter Caught Wearing "Daddy's" Underwear

A few weeks back, Darren and I left town for two days because I was in a friend's wedding. We left both Kaitlyn and Mattie in charge. When we returned back from the wonderful weekend alone, Tyson was at school. I was anxiously awaiting him to arrive home and step off the bus so I could give him a big hug. As soon as we got insdie and I made him a snack, I began probing Tyson for details. I was just curious what kind of things took place. After running out of things to talk about, I said,

K: "Hey Ty, who walked you to the bus stop this morning?"

T: "Mattie." (In a very annoyed voice)

K: "Why do you say it like that? Were you hoping Kaitlyn would take you to the bus stop?"

T: "No. She walked me to the bus stop in her underwear."

K: "Ty, I very seriously doubt it was her underwear. It was probably pajama pants."

T: "No really, she walked me to the bus stop in daddy's underwear."

"DADDY'S UNDERWEAR". Okay, Mattie had some explaining to do. SO.... I sent both Mattie and Kaitlyn an email demanding an explanation :) Mattie was hysterically laughing. Kaitlyn too.

Let me back track to the early am bus stop conversation

M: "It's cold out here."

T: "Yay, well that's because you're wearing your underwear."

In the midst of all of this, I began telling Darren the story. When I heard this story, I couldn't believe my ears, BUT, for some reason, Darren didn't seem to react the same way. Instead, here's how this conversation went.

K: "Tyson said Mattie walked him to the bus stop in your underwear."

D: "What do you mean?"

So I proceeded to tell him the entire story.

D: "Well she probably was wearing my underwear."

K: "Darren, are you for real? Mattie wearing YOUR underwear. NO!"

D: "Well she was probably in a rush to get out the door and just quickly opened up my drawer to throw something on and the first thing she found was my underwear drawer."

I'm not sure who's crazier... Darren or Tyson in their thought processes, but REST ASSURED, Mattie was NOT wearing Daddy's underwear. She was wearing female boxer shorts.

HILARIOUS STORY!